These are from a shirt my friend Tonya gave me. I love it!

God is like Coke…He’s the real thing                                                                           

God is like Pan Am…He makes the going great

God is like General Electric…He lights your path

God is like Bayor Asprin…He works wonders

God is like Hallmark Cards…He cares enough to send the very best

God is like Tide…He gets the stains out that others leave behind

God is like VO5 Hairspray…He holds through all kinds of weather

God is like Dial Soap…Aren’t you glad you know Him? Don’t you wish everyone did?

God is like Sears…He has everything

God is like Alka Seltzer…Try him, and you’ll like Him

God is like Scotch Tape…You can’t see Him, but you know he’s there

God is like American Express Card…don’t leave without Him!